With a NDP Provincial Government in Charge of Alberta the following article may become reality.
An article from Calgary Herald by Lisa Corbella written awhile back about the possible future of Alberta's
oil industry.
Quebec and the Fairy Godmother
Today,
let's have some fun and play Fairy Godmother to Quebec. Let's
grant the province the wish it articulated in Copenhagen. Wave
the magic wand and poof, wish granted. Shut down Alberta's
oilsands except, since it's Quebec making the wish, we have to
call it tarsands even though it's not tar they use to run
their Bombardier planes, trains and
Skidoos.
Ah,
at last! The blight on Canada's reputation shut down. All
those dastardly workers from across Canada living in Fort McMurray, Calgary and Edmonton out of jobs, including those waitresses, truck drivers, nurses, teachers, doctors, pilots, engineers etc. They can all go on Employment Insurance like Ontario autoworkers and Quebec parts makers!
Closing
down Alberta's oil industry would immediately stop the
production of 1.8 million barrels of oil a day. Supply and
demand being what it is, oil prices will go up and therefore the cost at the pump will go up too, increasing the cost of everything else.
But
lost jobs in Alberta and across the country along with higher
gas prices are a small price to pay to save the world and not
"embarrass" Quebecers on the world stage. Not to worry though,
Saudi Arabia, Libya and Nigeria can come to the rescue. You
know, the guys who pump money into al-Qaida and help Osama bin
Laden target those Van Doos fighting in Afghanistan. Bloody
oil is so much nicer than dirty tarsands
oil.
Shutting
down the oilsands will reduce Canada's greenhouse gas (GHG)
emissions by 38.4 Mt (megatonnes). Hooray! It's so fun to be a
Fairy Godmother! While that sounds like a lot, Canada only
produces two per cent of the world's man-made GHGs and the
oilsands only produce five per cent of Canada 's total
emissions or 0.1 per cent of the world's emissions. By
comparison, the U.S.produces 20.2 per cent of the world's GHG
emissions, 27 per cent of which comes from coal-fired
electricity.
The
530-square-kilometre piece of land currently disturbed by the
oilsands (which is smaller than the John F. Kennedy Space
Center at Cape Canaveral, Fla. at 570 square kilometres) must
be reclaimed by law and will return to Alberta 's 381,000
square kilometres of boreal forest, a huge carbon
sink.
Quebec,
of course, has clean hydro power but more than 13,000 square
kilometres were drowned for the James Bay hydroelectric
project, permanently removing that forest from acting as a
carbon sink.
But
Fairy Godmother is digressing all over the place. While the
oilsands only produce 5 per cent of Canada's GHGs, it
contributes much more to Canada 's economy. After all, oil and gas make up one-quarter of the value on the TSX alone. Alberta is also the largest net contributor per capita by far to Confederation and there are only two more -- B.C. and Ontario .
Quebec
hasn't made a net contribution to the rest of Canada for a
very long time. This is not to be critical (after all, Fairy
Godmothers never criticize), it's just a fact. In 2009, Albertans paid $40.46 billion in income, corporate and other taxes to the federal government and received back just $19.35 billion in services and goods from the feds. That means the rest of Canada got $21.1 billion from Albertans or $5,742 for each and every Alberta man, woman and child. In 2007 (the last year national figures are available), Alberta sent a net contribution of $19.49 billion to the ROC or $5,553 per Albertan -- more than three times what every Ontarian contributes at $1,757. Quebecers, on the other hand, each received $627 net or a total of $8 billion, money which was designed to help "equalize" social programs across the country.
Except,
that's not what is happening. Quebec has more generous social
programs like (nearly) free university tuition (paid for
mostly by Albertans) and cheap provincial day care (paid for
mostly by
Albertans).
But
in this Fairy Godmother world, poof, those delightful unequal
programs have now disappeared! Quel
dommage!
The
July 2009 Canadian Energy Research Institute (CERI) report
states that between 2008 and 2032, the oilsands will account
for 172,000 person-years of employment in Ontario during the
construction phase, plus 640,000 for operations over the
25-year period. For Quebec, the oilsands will account for
84,000 person-years of employment during the construction
phase, plus 292,000 for operations over the 25-year
period.
In
total, the oilsands are expected to add $1.7 trillion to
Canada 's GDP over the next 25 years.
Wave
wand and poof, jobs gone! So, now that the oil industry has
shut down and left Alberta, Alberta has become a have-not
province and so has every other province. Equality at last!
Hugo Chavez will be so
pleased.
Meeting
our Copenhagen targets suddenly looks possible, as most of us
can't afford to drive our cars or buy anything but
necessities, so manufacturers have closed their doors and
emissions are way
down.
The
dream of many Quebecers to form their own nation and separate
from Canada has died at last. Alas, in Alberta, separatist
sentiment has risen dramatically, citizens vote to separate
and the oil and gas industry
returns.
Albertans
start to pocket that almost $6,000 for each person that used
to get sent elsewhere and now their kids get free tuition.
Fairy Godmother's work is done. Wish granted. Quebecers must
now sign up for a foreign worker visas to work in Alberta to
send their cheques back home so junior can start saving up to
pay for college.
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